A few months back, I set out for a rainy after-work lap of NOTG and Predator, fully intending to turn up my music and ride solo for the evening. Typically, I'd pack a beer in my fanny pack to drink at the summit, but today I had forgotten to bring one. As I sat at the top of NOTG catching my breath a bit, I heard through the woods a mystical calling, and at first did not believe my ears. "Free Beeerrrrr" came echoing through the trees. It sounded distant, and I thought it could have been a bird call that had been distorted through the fog. Sure enough, I heard it again, "Free Beeeeerrr", and again...and again.
Upon further inspection, I noticed that the call was coming from a man down at the road before the start of NOTG. I responded to his call with a "Yes Please!" and he came up to the drop in. Said man, (who I'll refer to as 'Bob') and I enjoyed a frosty beverage and had the usual mountain biker conversation of trail conditions, bike banter and the such. After the beverage, I gave my best regards and set off down the trail. Bob said he was going to drop in behind me and continue to the bottom, while I had planned to climb back up to the summit for an end on Predator.
Once I got to the road intersection after NOTG, I waited for a few minutes to see if Bob would come down. He did not end up coming, so I set out to climb back up again. As I am approaching the summit, a strange scent hits my nose. This was in spring so there was the usual smell of forest decay intermingling with new growth, which can sometimes mix into a strange scent experience. This one was different though, it smelled like...Patchouli...?
Once I got to the summit, I noticed that there was a burning bundle of patchouli incense stuck into the cone by the wood sign. I briefly and internally congratulated myself on the correct scent identification, and then started to process how strange this really was. There was no one else around, but man, it smelled pretty good up there. I grew up in Montana and had been taught to put out any fires before you leave an area, so I felt obligated to tap out the incense. I wasn't sure if putting out the incense would have unforeseen effects-- someone's Grandmother breaking their back, 15 years of bad luck, locust plague; but I had to do it. After the deed had been done, I descended the summit trail down to the intersection of Drop In and climbed back up to Predator.
As I came down Dr. Rockso, I saw that Bob was below! He had also picked up another straggler. We again had a beer and began talking. From our previous conversation, I had a sneaking suspicion it was he who lit the incense, and he confirmed it. We all descended lower Predator together and met at the parking lot for..you guessed it..more beers. I still ride with Bob every once in a while, and have since learned he was an early member of the HLC and we had some common acquaintances. The straggler he picked up that day is still my main riding buddy.
It was likely my strangest day at Tiger, but also the most rewarding. I had 3 cold beers (two of which were on the mountain), met two new riding buddies, and correctly identified Patchouli incense burning on top of a mountain from a few hundred yards away.
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Back in the early 90s when we were riding fully rigid bikes I used to ride and snowboard with my friend Sean Phillips. Sean was the ring leader of a merry band of rad seeking weekend warriors. A northwest native, Sean grew up skiing in the mountains and recreating with his family. He knew all the good spots and was always sniffing out new locations. He was our Bodhi Zafa. This was back when the northwest had distinct ski seasons so in the winter we would hang our bikes up in the garage and get the snowboard gear out. Sean had all the backcountry pow stashes on lock and knew his ways around the slopes. He’s the one that introduced me to the Alpy backcountry once I had developed enough skill to navigate and open field of powder and not fall into tree wells. His favorite saying was “Taste It!”. He would yell it out to the snow gromets from overhead on the lifts when one would venture off and bust a side hit. Once spring skiing was finished we’d dust off the rusty old chromoly hardtails, reinflate our crappy tires and make sure our plastic toe clips were still intact. Sean was always the one that determined our ride location and made sure everyone was in. This was all by telephone and beers as the internets and email was still an infant technology.
Our favorite destination was always Tiger Mountain. Over the years most of us had progressed our bike handling skills and fitness to the point where we could get to and navigate the rocky terrain of the Preston descent in a full on torrential rain storm. We had also developed some basic skinny riding skills from a couple of trails featuring them. But Tiger was still an all day adventure for us as we all wanted the full pull. We all lived in various places around downtown Seattle so getting out there and back was half the adventure. We would always try to carpool but innevitably it would take 2 or 3 vehicles to get us all there. The wives and significant others were pre-warned that we were leaving early and coming home late and there was a good chance that they might have to come rescue us if for instance someone’s car overheated going up Highway 18.
On this fateful Saturday, late in the Fall with impending weather, we had managed to make our way around the backside of Tiger and were heading back to the lot on Northwest Timber. We had all driven seperately that day and it was getting late and we all wanted to get back to Seattle for Saturday night plans. Most of us had enough left in the tank to tackle Timber with a decent pace. We took off with Sean in the back to make sure no one got left behind. The lead guys took off and quickly left me in the middle slot by myself. By the time that I made it to the parking lot there were only 3 cars left – mine, Schlaters’s and Sean’s. I packed up and as I was pulling out Schlater rolled up to his car, waved and gave the thumbs up. I remember seeing Sean’s car as we were leaving and wondering if we should wait for a few minutes to make sure he made it back. I looked at my watch and realized I was already running late. Jeannie had made dinner plans for us and had also gotten tickets to see Cat Butt at The Crocodile.
On Sunday late morning I started calling around to see if anyone wanted to hit Tape Worm for a few hours. Sean didn’t answer but a few others did so we went out to hit The Worm and wrangle with the Parasites. Later that evening I tried calling Sean again. Again no answer. At this point I was starting to wonder what was going on so I called his girlfriend Denise. And that’s when I got the story. Sean had fallen into the ravine below the right hand root corner at the half way point of Northwest Timber. We had all joked that one day one of us would fall in there but up until that point we had all escaped the plunge even in the slickest conditions. As Sean fell over the edge he managed to untangle himself from his bike and it ended up catapulting away from him and further down into the ravine. When he landed he broke three fingers in his left hand and fractioned a couple of ribs. As he rolled further down into the ravine he smacked the back of his head on a tree and sustained a concusion. At this point Schlater was already quite aways ahead of Sean and didn’t know what had happened. Earlier on the trail segment Sean had pulled over to adjust his seat height so Schlater just figured that if he caught him it wouldn’t be until the parking lot. So as Schlater was leaving the parking lot around 7 or so Sean was at the bottom of the ravine struggling to find his bike and trying to figure out how he was going to get back up to the trail with his injuries. Sean told me that he thought that it took almost two hours to get back up to the trail. At one point he was going to just leave his bike in the ravine and come back for it later or send someone to get it. But he was worried that it would be seen by someone and stolen. So he somehow managed to get himself and his bike back up to the trail and then walked back to his car and loaded his bike and drove home. Once home Denise took him to the ER and got him checked out. The doctor that examined Sean told him to stay off the bike for a few months.
After the crash we didn’t hear from Sean for a while. And as the snow ushered winter in we noticed that he wasn’t showing up for our weekend snowboarding sessions. He had gone dark. But it gets worse. Word on the street is that he had switched to skis. As Chris Farley would say “What the HELL was that?!” How could this be? We were losing our Bodhi!! As the winter closed out and the mountain bikes came back out of the garage we eventually learned that Sean was now riding road bikes. On our Tiger rides we would pour out a beer on the root corner for him and regail in the stories of the early days with him. He was lost to us now. He had left us. As Johnny Utah said at the end of Point Break “He’s not coming back.” So we had to move on. Vaya con Dios to our dear friend that inspired each of us so much.
After the experience with Sean I learned a couple of valuable lessions: 1. You never leave someone behind on the trails unaccounted for - no matter what the post-ride circumstances are. 2. Enjoy and learn from people in your orbit as your never know when they’ll find the next galaxy to jump off to.
Postscript
As the years have passed I managed to stay in touch with Sean. His friendship meant too much not to. He has had a very successful run at racing road bikes at the Cat 1 level. He has survived road crashes much worse than that fateful day on Tiger. And he has also survived a bout with cancer. He’s one tough dude. If you follow him on Strava you’ll see that him and his crew do some crazy long gravel grinds from Seattle up into the mountains and back. I look forward to seeing his Sunday posts from breweries near the events that he races at around the great PNW. And each time I see at post from him I can hear him saying “Taste it!”
